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Single Mum Jokes

My ideal woman is a single mum

Or at least she will be after Iā€™m gone


Credit: Originally a Jimmy Carr joke

I phoned my partner while I was in the car after picking the kids up from school.

"You don't like being a single mum, do you?" I asked her.

She said, "No, I don't."

I said, "Well, if I changed that, how would that make you feel?"

"Oh my goodness!" she replied, unable to contain herself. "Are you going to propose?"

I said, "No, I've just driven our car ...

When my girlfriend told me she was pregnant I said...

"Don't worry. Lots of single mums have happy lives."

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