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Single Mom Jokes

Went on a date with a single mom...

It was going well until I told her I didn't care about her kid; I just wanted to play with the box it came in.

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Wife got mad at me when I went to a charity event to support single moms

Strippers deserve support too.

Hello everyone 27(F), single mom here !

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Why wife gets mad because I donate so much money every week to help support single moms.

She says I'm just using it as an excuse to go to the strip club

There's only one thing I love more than dating single moms

Creating them.

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”Hello. My name is Paul, and I am a sex addict.“

Group leader: ”Hello Paul. Nice to meet you. But I have to tell you that the sex addicts meet three rooms further down the hall. This is the group for single moms.“

Paul: ”I know.“

I've always had a lot of respect for single moms

That's why i go to the strip clubs and donate my dollar bills.

What did Bill Cosby do for Single moms on Mother’s Day?

I tried asking them but they couldn’t remember

You all know the saying

Once you go black, you’re a single mom

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A single mom and her 5 year old son...

are living in a small apartment. One day, the boy walks past his mothers room and notices that her door is slightly open. He peeks in and sees his mother standing in front of a mirror rubbing her hands all over her body. She is rubbing her breasts and her vagina and is moaning the words, "I want a...

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Now all the hot single moms don’t want me anymore

My wife is talking about wanting to have children.

I don't think I am ready for her to be a single mom.

She was already feeling very annoyed that night

The skimpy uniform the bar owner made them all wear was bad enough. It helped with tips, she guessed, and as a newly single mom she had to do whatever she could to pay the bills.

But the men! She could feel their oozing gazes following her as she buzzed around the room carrying drinks and cle...

When I was 18 I got Coal from Santa

Yup, raising Cole as a single mom was a punishment for being bad, I guess.

Little boy...

A single mom and her young son live in a trailer on the outskirts of town.
One night, the little boy gets up to use the bathroom and hears strange sounds coming from his mom's bedroom.
He quietly peeks through the keyhole and sees his mother lying spread-eagle and naked on the bed, touching ...

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