Sheldon, Howard and Raj saved up 1 million dollars each
Leonard only had a penny
Bernie is walking down the street and runs into Sheldon, an old acquaintance
Bernie says, "Sheldon, I am so glad I ran into you. I know some circus people and I can get you an elephant for $100."
Sheldon: What am I going to do with an elephant?
Bernie: He can put thing up on high shelves, He can spray you with water, You know, elephant things.
Sheldon: ...
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Cannot believe the new Chocolate Factory prequel movie is unimaginatively titled “Wonka”…
I mean we had “Young Sheldon”, so why can’t we have “Small Willy”?
It would be a much better fit.
Who knew?
I never knew the guy who invented the machine that they use to clean shrimp was named Sheldon Devane...
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Irving visits a nursing home
Irving is a Jewish widower who is getting up in years. His family is worried it may be time for Irving to go to a nursing home. They arrange for him to spend a weekend in a nursing home to see how he adjusts to it.
His eldest son Sheldon takes him to the home on Friday and tells his father he...
A man walks out of his office during a thundershower...
and, lo and behold, there's an empty taxi right there! He hops in and remarks to the driver how lucky he is to get a taxi in such weather. The cabbie turns to him and says, "You obviously have perfect timing...just like Sheldon." "Who?" "Sheldon Schwartz. Now that guy was a guy who did everyth...
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