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Doctor! Doctor! My husband just got admitted to this hospital with involuntary butt spasms, where is he?

ICU baby, shakin' that ass!

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I’ll always remember grandpa’s last words.

“Stop shakin’ the ladder, you little bastard!”

How do you greet someone with Parkinson's?

What's shakin'?

I saw an infant in the intensive care unit at the hospital...

... quietly playing with a toy donkey.
I couldn't help but think:
"ICU baby, shakin' that ass"

Two fleas go to California for vacation

One winter year, these two little fleas headed for the warm sunny beaches of California to escape the cold. The first flea got there and started rubbing suntan lotion on his little flea arms and his little flee legs. Just then, the second flea arrived just a shiverin' and a shakin'. The first flea a...

What did the banana say to the vibrator?

"What are you shakin' for? Shes gonna eat me."

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