Sebastian Jokes - 11 Hilarious Sebastian Jokes

Why can’t Lil Sebastian talk?

Because he’s a little horse

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Sean Connery was the original choice to play Sebastian in The Little Mermaid

He turned the role down because, he said, "as a child I was always told not to be shellfish."

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What did Johann Sebastian Bach say when he looked at his empty savings account?

I'm Baroque!

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Today I learned that Johann Sebastian Bach had to perform at weddings to make ends meet...

Turns out he was pretty baroque after all.

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Why do Flounder, Sebastian, Ursula, Flotsom, Jetsom, and King Triton all live underwater?

Because if the lived on land, there would be the possibility of an Ariel attack.

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Today I learned that johann Sebastian Bach was a big time gambler...

It got so bad that he went baroque.

Sorry...

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What does the actor who plays Bucky Barnes have in commom with his overzealous supporters?

They're all Sebastian stans.

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Why did Johann Sebastian only go to college for 2 years?

He only needed an elor's degree.

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Who is a chickens favourite composer

Johan Sebastian Bock

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A businessman stops at a farm for the night

During a long road trip, a businessman spots a farm with a sign out front advertising rooms to rent for the night. The businessman decides to stop for the night.

The farmer shows the man to his room and says "I hope you don't mind getting up early, as I have three roosters who all crow about ...

A man walks into a record store...

A man walks into a record store, looking confused. The owner approaches him:
"Hey, you seem a little lost. Can I show you where anything is?"
"Uh yes, actually.", the man replies, "I'm looking for some classical music, as I've never listened to it before."
"Oh, well we have a vast var...

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