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Sealion Jokes

What's the difference between a seal and a sealion?

An extra electron

It's important to distinguish between a seal and a sealion.

A sealion is just like a seal, but it's either gained or lost electrons.

What's the difference between a seal and a sealion?

A seal is neutral but a seal ion has a positive or negative charge

What do you get when you take away a seal's electron?

A sealion

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The Sami temperature scale

(ed: the Sami are an indigineous people living in the northern parts of Scandinavia, also called Lapland)

+10°C: Inhabitants of Helsinki turn off the heat. The Sami plant flowers.

+5°C: If the sun rises over the horizon, it's sunbathing time for the Sami

+2°C: Italian cars won't...

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