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Sea Monsters Jokes

What do sea monsters eat?

Fish and ships

What day of the week do sea monsters get married?

Wednesday

What is a sea monsters favourite snack?

Ship n dip

A Greek guy walks into a tavern and sees two sea monsters arguing

"What's up with them?" he asks.

"Oh, that's scylla and charybdis."

"Are they usually this angry?"

"Yeah, but they're not violent. Just don't get between them."

Two sea monsters are chillin’ in the ocean.

A ship full of potatoes sails by and the first sea monster gobbles it up. A second ship full of potatoes sails by and the monster gobbles that one up as well. After seeing this happen several more times the second sea monster turns to the first and says “Dude, what’s with you and these ships?”
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You should never take what a sea monsters says seriously.

They're always Kraken jokes.

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