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Sea Lions Jokes

What do sea lions and Tupperware have in common?

They like a tight seal.

A friend of mine is writing a book on Californian sea lions.

I assured him that paper would be much easier.

Sea lions can run and swim faster than humans

Which means when you compete against one in a triathlon you really need to make up time on the cycling.

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You already know the legend of the Foo Bird...

...named after its purportedly plaintive cries of "Foo! Foo!" but renowned for its feces, which is said to become a deadly toxin on the skin upon exposure to air, giving us to the common piece of wisdom, "If the Foo shits, wear it."

However you may not know about the brave explorers who set o...

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