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Running Joke Jokes

There is a running joke among marathon runners ...

... that has even won some medals.

Why did the chicken cross the road, has been one of the most famous & long running joke and we all wonder why.

Well, because it has legs.

There’s this running joke in my family.

That’s what my mom said when I became a runner

The world's longest-running joke.

American Politics.

The scariest punchline to a long-running joke:

"Welcome to the Oval Office, President Trump!"

2010: Didn't jog.

2011: Didn't jog.

2012: Didn't jog.

2013: Didn't jog.

2014: Didn't jog.

2015: Didn't jog.

2016: Didn't jog.

2017: Didn't jog.

2018: Didn't jog.

2019: Didn't jog.

2020: Didn't jog.

2021: Didn't jog.

2022: Still haven't jogge...

Every morning I tell my wife that I'm going jogging, but I never go...

It's a running joke.

Every morning at breakfast for the past year 6 months, I announce loudly to my family that I’m going for a jog, and then I don’t.

It’s my longest running joke of the year.

In 2017, i didn’t jog. In 2018 i didn’t jog. In 2019 i didn’t jog. In 2020 i didn’t jog.

This is a running joke

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My wife and I keep on collecting 5k race t-shirts, without actually participating in the races.

It’s our running joke

Why was the runner in the marathon stopped and taken to jail?

He was resisting a rest.
Sorry, it's a running joke in my family.

Everyday I tell the wife I’m gonna do a few miles around the neighborhood for exercise. And I never do lol.

It’s a running joke I have

I saw Usain Bolt sprinting around the track shouting, "Why did the chicken cross the road!?"

It was a running joke.

I’m binge-watching this show and they keep doing bits about marathons

Guess it’s some sort of running joke

A sprinter is training one day when he beats the world record.

After this he wakes up in the hospital with a concussion and a completely shattered foot.
"I'm afraid this happens sometimes in jokes," says the doctor, "and frankly you got off lightly. You reached the limit of what the laws of physics allow for and hit the fourth wall."

"Does this mean I...

My friends won’t stop teasing me for giving up in a marathon after only 1 mile

I’ve become a running joke

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My grandfather used to run marathons.

Every year while he was in his 20's and 30's, he'd go and participate in the local run. There was a guy who showed up every year, didn't even live in the town. Bit creepy, to be honest, but an alright guy. Anyway, he'd walk up to my grandfather, every year, in these same green sunglasses. He'd tell ...

I'm training for a marathon with my friend. Every day when we hit the trails he tells me the same thing, and it always makes me laugh.

It's a running joke.

Seems like I keep hearing the same funny thing about a jogger over and over again.

It’s kind of a running joke.

I kept telling a pun to the passersby during a marathon

It was a running joke.

I watch the Boston Marathon every year with my best friend. This year his girlfriend decided to join us, but she just couldn't understand why we were laughing.

It was a running joke.

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PUNS & BAR JOKES

Why did I invest all of my money into the coin factory?
Because it made cents.

Did you hear about the swiss cheese debate?
The arguments are full of holes.

Did you hear about the flutist who got hit in the face with a banana cream pie?
He is now called the pie'd piper.

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A guy ran 40 miles

A guy ran 40 miles in a day and when questioned wouldn’t say anything and would just stare for 10 minutes. The next day when he was asked why he did this he stared at him and then ran 30 miles. This kept happening with 20 miles and 10 miles until at last he ran no miles that day. He was finally aske...

I was reading a book on cross country and kept coming across this one joke...

It was a running joke

What are the only jokes people in wheelchairs don’t like?

Running jokes.

A man

A man is having dinner with his new girlfriend's family. They spend the early part of the evening talking, getting to know each other, and just generally having a good time.

After about an hour in however suddenly the father stops mid conversation, puts on some sneakers, and dashes around the...

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