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Billy Bob wanted a job as a signalman on the railways.

Billy Bob wanted a job as a signalman on the railways. He was told to meet the inspector at the signal box.

The inspector asked, "What would you do if you realized that two trains were heading for each other on the same track?"

Billy Bob replied, "I would switch the points for one of...

I saw a black guy carrying a TV down the street the other day so I had to run back home and check that mine was still there.

It's OK though, mine was still there, just sitting there shining my shoes.

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