Apparently it's not acceptable to RSVP a wedding invitation with 'sorry, maybe next time'.
Why do you RSVP to a Bukkake party?
So people know who's coming.
So apparently RSVP-ing to a wedding invite with...
"Maybe next time" wasn't the best response. Who knew?
Saved some money on the gift, though!
I recently received an invitation to a wedding that would have been difficult to attend.
In hindsight, "Maybe next time" probably wasn't the best RSVP.
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Adolph Hitler had a stamp on his desk
It was solely used to RSVP for meetings. The picture resembled a dolphin breaching water. Historians now believe the message was to mean Adolph in.
You are cordially invited to an orgy!
No need to RSVP. Everyone who isn’t coming is going.
You are invited to our next AA (Acronym Abusers) meeting!
Please RSVP by the ATM machine with your PIN number!
A man was known for throwing elaborate costume parties. [Long]
A successful lawyer and bachelor, he had a large home on the countryside where, once a year, he would welcome hundreds of guests to a gorgeous masquerade ball complete with a live band and exquisite catering. He would send out fancy invitations, and patrons would only be allowed into his party if th...
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