Roses Are Red Jokes - 45 Hilarious Roses Are Red Jokes

Roses are red,

Roses are red,

violets are red,

trees are red,

grass is red,

fu\*k my garden's on fire

Roses are red, nuts are brown

Skirts go up, pants go down.

Body to body, skin to skin.

When it’s stiff, just stick it in.

It goes in dry and comes out wet and the longer it’s in, the stronger it gets.

It comes out dripping and It starts to sag.

Nothing to enjoy more on Sundays than a Lipto...

Marvel endgame spoiler joke (roses are red)

Roses are red

Thor is fat

The god of thunder ends up playing fortnite and roasting children on voice chat

Roses are red, Cellos are brown

Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down ;)

“Roses are red, violets are red,

if you aren’t red, you get shot in the head.”

\-Stalin 1946

Roses are red,

My screen is blue, I think I deleted system32.

Roses are red, violets are green..

If you were on acid, you would know what I mean.

[spoilers] Roses are red, the sea's full of salt

Everyone's dead, It's all Star Lord's fault.

Roses are red, violet's are blue

When I listen to rock music.
My neighbours do too.

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Roses are red, shit is brown

Nothing but assholes,
live in this town

Roses are red

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Sugar is sweet

And so are you.

The roses have wilted

The violets are dead

The sugar bowl's empty

And so is your head.

Roses are red, April is grey, The next time you leave your house

It’s Gonna Be May

Roses are red, potato chips are savory...

The United States prison system is legalized slavery.

Roses are red, silent as a mouse...

your door is unlocked, I’m inside of your house.

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Roses are red, balls are round.

It's over, Anakin!
I have the high ground!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue

Hitler blew an 11 country lead during World War 2

Roses are red

Violets are bluish
If it wasn’t for Christmas
We’d all be Jewish

I don’t know if this has been posted before but I heard it from one of my uncles.

Roses are red,

My wife is dead,

Does anyone want to buy a 2 person bed?

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Roses are red

Congress is red

The Senate is red

The White House is red

welp

Edit: insert communist pun here

Edit x2: what the fuck did i just get gold for this

Roses are red,

Grass is greener,

When I'm with you,

I play with my wiener.

Roses are red

Roses are red

People say I’m a prick

But I think you’ll like

My profile pic

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red

The tape around my house is yellow

Roses are Red, Reposters are lame

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Roses are red, I've got a bad cough

Settings -> Notifications -> Trending -> **OFF**

Roses are red, violets don't dance

I'm having a stroke
call a anbulous... ambivalence... weewee wagon pls

Roses are red,

Violets are blue, I have a sideways toaster next to my name, Reddit you know what to do

A Priest was reciting a poem, "Roses are red violets are blue".

My girlfriend is 9 I'm 62.

Roses are red...

Violets are blue...

WOLOLOLOLOOO!!!!

Ah shucks now the roses are blue too!

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Roses are red, here's something new...

Violets are violet.
Not fucking blue.

Roses are red, sorry for the Hypocrisy

But hey, we’ve updated our privacy policy

Roses are red, violets are blue,

I sneezed on the anti-vaxxer and gave him the flu.

Update: He died and know they are gonna sue.

Roses are Red, Chocolate is Brown..

My wife ate asparagus and wants me to go down.

 

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Roses are Red, Cacti are Thorny

When I’m around you, you make me very… happy!

I guess what I’m trying to say is aloe you very much.

Roses are red, violets are blue.

When it comes to flower colours, the person who made this has no clue.

Roses are red, reposting is lame,

But not every joke here is always the same.

Roses are red, Violets are blue

Sunflowers are yellow

I bet you were expecting something romantic but no, this us just gardening facts

Roses are red

roses are red
my cuts gone sedeptic
ignore the last line
i think i'm dyslexic

Roses are red...

Violets are glorious.

I wouldn't surprise

Oscar Pistorius.

Roses are Red, you can set them on a shelf,

Just a friendly reminder, Epstein didn't kill himself .

Roses Are Red

Roses are red,

I like Darth Vader.

Poetry is hard,

calculator.

Roses are red, so is wine

I'll be the 6 you'll be the 9

Roses are red, sometimes they're white

Just like my linens
This is a Tide commercial

Roses are red, this poem is crass,

Why on earth,
Is my g-spot up my ass?

Roses are red, violets are blue...

Let's dispel once and for all with this fiction that Barack Obama doesn't know what he's doing. He knows EXACTLY what he's doing. Barack Obama is undertaking a systematic effort to change this country, to make America more like the rest of the world.

That's why he passed Obamacare and th...

Roses are red...

Harambes in heaven, George Bush had advanced knowledge of 9/11.

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