Roses Are Red Jokes

Roses are red,

violets are red,

trees are red,

grass is red,



fu\*k my garden's on fire

Skirts go up, pants go down.

Body to body, skin to skin.

When it’s stiff, just stick it in.

It goes in dry and comes out wet and the longer it’s in, the stronger it gets.

It comes out dripping and It starts to sag.

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Roses are red

Thor is fat

The god of thunder ends up playing fortnite and roasting children on voice chat

Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down ;)

if you aren’t red, you get shot in the head.”

\-Stalin 1946

My screen is blue, I think I deleted system32.

If you were on acid, you would know what I mean.

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Sugar is sweet

And so are you.

The roses have wilted

The violets are dead

The sugar bowl's empty

And so is your head.

Everyone's dead, It's all Star Lord's fault.

When I listen to rock music.
My neighbours do too.

It’s Gonna Be May

The United States prison system is legalized slavery.

your door is unlocked, I’m inside of your house.

Violets are bluish
If it wasn’t for Christmas
We’d all be Jewish


I don’t know if this has been posted before but I heard it from one of my uncles.

My wife is dead,

Does anyone want to buy a 2 person bed?

Grass is greener,

When I'm with you,

I play with my wiener.

The tape around my house is yellow

Roses are red

People say I’m a prick

But I think you’ll like

My profile pic

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I'm having a stroke
call a anbulous... ambivalence... weewee wagon pls

Violets are blue, I have a sideways toaster next to my name, Reddit you know what to do

My girlfriend is 9 I'm 62.

Violets are blue...

WOLOLOLOLOOO!!!!

Ah shucks now the roses are blue too!

But not every joke here is always the same.

But hey, we’ve updated our privacy policy

I sneezed on the anti-vaxxer and gave him the flu.

Update: He died and know they are gonna sue.

My wife ate asparagus and wants me to go down.

 

Sunflowers are yellow

I bet you were expecting something romantic but no, this us just gardening facts

When it comes to flower colours, the person who made this has no clue.

roses are red
my cuts gone sedeptic
ignore the last line
i think i'm dyslexic

Violets are glorious.

I wouldn't surprise

Oscar Pistorius.

Just a friendly reminder, Epstein didn't kill himself .

Roses are red,

I like Darth Vader.

Poetry is hard,

calculator.

I'll be the 6 you'll be the 9

Just like my linens
This is a Tide commercial

Why on earth,
Is my g-spot up my ass?

Let's dispel once and for all with this fiction that Barack Obama doesn't know what he's doing. He knows EXACTLY what he's doing. Barack Obama is undertaking a systematic effort to change this country, to make America more like the rest of the world.

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Harambes in heaven, George Bush had advanced knowledge of 9/11.