Rim Shot Jokes - 8 Hilarious Rim Shot Jokes

I use to know a classic rim shot joke, but...umm

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What do a butthole and a 9v battery have in common?

We know we shouldn’t put our tongue on it but we do it anyway. (rim shot…no pun intended)

DID YOU KNOW....french fries arent cooked in France?

They're cooked in Greece *rim shot*

Three conspiracy theorist walk into a bar…

Now you can’t tell me that’s a coincidence. *rim shot*

A Czech and a Pole go hiking

They wander upon two bears having relations. They try to run but the bears easily chase them down and eat them. A ranger hears the commotion and runs in and shoots the bears. Police arrive and they dissect the female bear and find the Pole. The ranger sighs and says, "Well, I guess the Czech is in t...

Found in a bar in Charleston...

What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?

One is a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean.

* rim shot *

So a seal Walks into a club..

*Rim shot*

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A wise old man walks out his door one morning to sip his coffee and take in the dawn of a new day.

As he adjusts his view towards the street he sees a boy pulling a wagon with something in it in the direction of town.

He addresses the boy and asks "young man, what do you have in your wagon this morning?".

The boy replies "it's chicken wire sir."

Man "well what are you going t...

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