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Rick And Morty Jokes

90% of Rick and Morty fanboys think they're Rick...

... when in reality they're Jerry.

if you made a Venn diagram of Rick And Morty fans and Tool fans what would it look like?

Would it be a Perfect Circle?

What would the show be renamed if Rick and Morty actually legitimately died for good?

Rigor and Mortis

Why did Rick and Morty go to Goodwill?

To get thrifty.

What do Rick and Morty fans and Reddit have in common?

...

I don't know, you're all geniuses; You tell me!

My girlfriend climaxed at the season finale of Rick and Morty

She also climaxed at the finale of Iron fist.

And again at the season Finale of Game of Thrones.

She keeps coming to conclusions

What do Lifeguards and Rick and Morty's Space cruiser have in common?

Keep Summer Safe

A Story About My Time with a Homeless Man

Insert Rick and Morty joke here.

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