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Did Santa get you that?

A policeman riding his horse sees a little girl on a brand new bike. He rides up next to her and asks, "Did Santa get you that bike?"
The girl looks up smiling and says, "Yes he did."
The policeman smiles and says "Well next year, tell Santa to put some reflectors on it." He then fines her ...

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Little Johny and the Cop (OR: 'Tis the Season)

It's Christmas morning and Little Johny got the brand new, 10 speed bike that he's wanted for months. After the usual present unwrapping merriment, Little Johny runs outside with his bike and starts riding it around. As he rides, Little Johny passes a cop on horseback. The cop follows Little John...

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