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Reece Jokes

Did you hear about the celebrity who got stabbed her name is Reece something

Witherspoon?

No with a knife

A new bus driver starts his first day of work...

A new bus driver starts his first day of work...

......he kisses his wife goodbye. He’s nervous about the new job and not sure if it’s for him.

He’s assigned his bus, and as he walks up to it, he notices that it has a big promotional for Sesame Street on the side. “Great,” he thinks, ...

A guy was watching the news and realized a famous celebrity had died. He called a friend to share the news.

Jim: Did you hear that Reece Whats-her-Name died? She choked to death while eating soup...

Joe: Oh no! Witherspoon??

Jim: Yes, of course.

True story, happened to me today.

I asked my co-worker if she saw that article in the news about that actress, Reece.

She said no.

I said, "Apparently someone came up and stabbed her in a restaurant, that actress, uh, Reece Whatshername."

"*Witherspoon*??"

"No, I think they used a knife."

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

I have a theory that consuming little bits of peanut butter encased in colored candy shells provokes silly rhymes.

I call it my Reeces Pieces Thesis.

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I'll see myself out.

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