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Qur Jokes

After my joke last week about the Holy Qur'an...

...I had tons of private messages from Muslims on this site. As an apology to them I would like to say this:

"Islam is a religion based on peace, love and respect, and this is the central message of the Qur'an. As such I offer a full apology for making the claim that it encourages suicide bom...

What would you call the Qur’an if it were a novel?

The Qur’anicles of Mohammad

My Muslim friend got Covid

I think he’ll be ok though: he’s in Qur’antine

What did the Muslim police officer say to the criminal?

"You Qur'an, but you can't hide!"

An ISIS militant stops a car with a Christian couple in it

ISIS militant stops the car of Christian couple.

ISIS militant: Are you Muslim?

Christian: Yes I am.

ISIS militant: Recite a verse from the Qur'an.

Christian man recites a verse from Bible.

ISIS guys: Yallah-ho-snackbar, you can go.

Later, Christian guy's w...

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