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I lost my Rolex at a party once...

...An hour later i saw some guy stepping on it while he was sexually harassing women at the party. Infuriated, i immediatly went over, puched him in the face and broke his nose.

No one does that to a women, not on my watch!

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Captain America and a Grammar Nazi are working for a diamond mine

Captain America and a Grammar Nazi are working for a diamond mine, and they have a meeting with a consultant. The consultant tells them that the mine is flooding the market with too many cheap diamonds, and their income is dropping as a result.

Captain America says, "Well, if you're correct, ...

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