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Pop Star Jokes

What's a computer's favorite pop star?

A Dell

What's the difference between a pop star and a shooting star?

One's a skinny kid the other is a little meteor.

What pop star has huge nipples?

Areola Grande

I got mugged in a dark alley by K-pop stars

Now I have BTSD

What did the pop star say when she learned she owed back taxes?

Lorde.

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What's the difference between pop stars and porn stars?

Porn stars can probably sing.

Went to an 80s fancy dress party once, my wife didn’t want me to go as a pop star.

But I was adamant.

A pop star who summons ghosts, AKA...

Seancé

Drew is a security guard, and he has just been brought on to the team of up-and-coming British Pop Star, Chris "Anthem" Williamson.

Today is Drew's first day working with his new team. He meets with Finley, Chris's Stage Manager, to go over what he needs to know for the next gig.

Towards the end of his orientation, Finley tells Drew, "Lastly, Chris a bit of an eccentric fellow. He does NOT like to be disturbed when he's ...

What do you call an 80s pop star who castrates any man she meets?

Cyndi Lopper.

What do you get when you cross an 80's pop star and a cheap floor covering?

Vinyl Ritchie.

I want to make a film about a group of friends dealing with their classmate becoming a pop star.

Britney's Peers

Whats a really famous corn?

Pop corn. Get it? like e.g, pop stars

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