While they're walking in, the bartender hears them finishing up some discussion.
Trump says, "It's a deal, tremendous idea. A billion dollar contract, screen doors for every submarine in our fleet. Very, very impressive."
The pope says, "I assure you, guaranteed entry into heaven, no...
An Englishman, a Frenchman and a Polak
An Englishman, a Frenchman and a Polak were exploring the seven seas when they came across an island inhabited by cannibals. After eating their victims, these cannibals would use their victim's skin to make canoes.
They were captured, and each one was given the option to kill himself, and ch...
Did you hear about the Polak who thought his wife was trying to kill him?
On her dressing table he found a bottle of "Polish Remover"
Did you hear about the Polak who won a Gold medal in the Olympics?
He was so proud he took it home and had it bronzed.
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So a ton of people go in for a job interview and the final two prospects are...[racist?][dirty]
...a Harvard grad, and a Polak.
Leaning toward no particular preference, the hiring manager decides to put them to a test. "You both have 30 minutes to write a poem," he says. "But the catch, is that it has to end in Timbuktu. The best poem gets the job." Both men accept the instructions and ...