I won my poker tournament last night with the five of clubs and the five of spades.
Black fives matter.
Dogs playing poker
Why are dogs bad at poker?
Because they wag their tails whenever they have a good hand.
Why did John's dog win the poker tournament?
Because he's a Doberman.
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