I recently found out my GPS can point out potential wildlife threats
It always tells me "bear left"
In honour of International Women's Day, I'd like to point out to everyone that PMS jokes are not funny.
My parents spin a world globe and randomly point out their next vacation destination.
That's how they drowned.
How many redditors does it take to point out a repost?
All of them.
Someone used a cane to point out stuff instead of a laser pointer during a presentation today.
He asked for feedback on his presentation.
I said it was fantastick
Why are Republicans so easy to point out?
They're usually the elephant in the room
A joke my late grandad used to tell me
2 men, Mr. Kent and Mr. Olsen are on the roof of a 20 story building. Mr. Kent turns to Mr. Olsen and says "The great thing about this building is that they've rigged it to prevent suicides". Mr. Olsen asks how and Mr. Kent says "If anyone jumps off the roof, something in the building pulls you in t...
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Three blondes are on a walk
While on this walk, they come across an interesting set of tracks. Taking interest in it, each of the girls have a guess as to what animal it could be.
The first blond said "I bet those are bear tracks", to which the other two scoff and say there were no bears around.
The second blond...
How many redditors on r/jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?
1 to install the replacement and 86 to point out it’s already been used before.
A doctor thinks he’s invented a new procedure to remove a woman’s uterus
Other doctors point out this is already a well known operation
The doctor replies “oh well it’s historic-to-me”
A World War II pilot is reminiscing before school children about his days in the air force.
"In 1942," he says, "the situation was really tough. The Germans had a very strong air force. I remember, " he continues, "one day I was protecting the bombers and suddenly, out of the clouds, these fokkers appeared."
At this point, several of the children giggle.
"I looked up, and rig...
A North American Elk walks into a pizzeria...
A North American Elk walks into a pizzeria and sits at an empty table while he waits for the waiter. The waiter hands him a menu and the Elk ponders for a bit. He's not really in the mood for pizza, so he narrows it down to pasta. The Elk is finally ready to order, so he calls for the waiter. The wa...
IRL Accidental joke story
IDK where to post this but I figured I'd make some people chuckle before it gets taken down. But if someone in comments could point out a subreddit for funny stories, thanks that'd be awesome.
Was working on a neighbors overhang/pergola and roof (damages, old house). His 4 year old kid was as...
This is a joke
This is a joke we used to tell as kids and I thought I'd post it here. Feel free to point out any mistakes as English isn't my first language
Bernhard is flying on vacation with his grandmother. As they are sitting in the plane, he asks her: "Can I throw this banana peel out of the win...