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Pi Day Jokes

Me: “Happy Pi day!”

Her: “Aren’t you a few days late lol?”
Me: “Sorry, I was being irrational”

Happy Pi Day

Me: I dreamed my teacher is making me read out endless values of π.

Psychiatrist: Is it recurring?

Me: Not as far as anyone can tell.

They say today is Pi Day

but for me it will always be cake day!

My Pi Day joke

There was a village that had four competing pie shops, each inhabiting their own corner of the town. One of these shops was named "The Circle".

The Circle wanted to gain an edge on the other shops, they wanted to stand out. They realized they could transport more pies in their boxes if they ...

Do You Know What Would Make Pi Day Better?

Cake.

Today is Pi Day

Thanks, America! Now I know π=14.03

Couldn't find any round pies for Pi Day!

My baker insists pie are squared

In honor of Pi Day: Who founded the round table?

Sir Cumference

What language should you speak on Pi day?

Sine language!

I hate all these PI days jokes

They go on forever.

You know what they say about Pi Day...

It really is an irrational holiday.

C'mon, guys. Let's stop talking about pi day.

Its getting irrational.

As I sit here eating my Pi day pie, I'm looking forward to also celebrating Tau day.

Then my desserts will have come full circle.

National Survey Reports Pi day as America's Third-Most Underrated Holiday

To me it's a little bit more than that.

Somebody asked if I could explain what Pi Day was again.

I told him I didn't want to repeat myself.

Never talk to pi at a party..

It just goes on forever. Happy pi Day everyone.

I made this 3.14 minutes before the day ended

Too bad it wasn't my pi day

Pi and i were having an argument

When suddenly i shouted “will you just be rational”
Pi responded “ get real”
Happy pi day

What's the difference between Cake and Pie?

Pi day is the same for everyone yet it's only my Cake day today!

Ok... So there might be a few other redditors sharing my day... Happy Cake Day!

You've heard of Friday the 13th...

But what about the next day?
Pi Day the 14th: Irrational Fear

It may only look like 3.14 inches...

But it will feel like it goes in forever.

Happy Pi day!

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