What do you call a French man walking on the beach?
Brother Philippe worked at a monastery. New years eve comes around and Brother Philippe is stuck with the midnight shift. The weather is terrible. It's poring down. At 11.30 a strange comes in, with a hood covering his face. He ask for a room for the night and Brother Philippe says "of course". The ...
Did you know that sandals were invented by a Frenchman?
His name was Philippe Filoppe.