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Petya Jokes

Russian Joke - what is the fastest thing you know

Teacher asks students what is the fastest thing they know.

Olya says: "Light is the fastest, you flip a switch, and there it is, very fast"

Teacher: "Good job, anyone else?"

Petya says: "Words are fast. You speak it, and people hear you in an instant"

Teacher: "Anyone el...

A Russian meets his friend. He says, "Dima, my friend, you look so grim, what's the matter?"

"You see, Petya, every night my wife keeps having dreams where she's seeing Putin" says Dima.

"So?" says Petya.

Dima replies, "Yesterday I yelled at her and told her to stop seeing him."

"What happened next?" probes Petya.

And Dima replies, "Last night, I had a dream wher...

Old Soviet joke

On September 1, 1945, a second grade teacher asks her students who have war medals to share how they have helped the war effort.

A little girl raises her hand.

"Yes, Tanechka" says the teacher, "do you have something to share?"

Tanechka says "I was in the hospital helping to dre...
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