Probably done before: What's a pirate's LEAST favourite letter?
Dear Mr Redbeard,
It has come to our attention that you have been illegally duplicating and reselling copywrited movies without permission.
As such, and utilising the full jurisdiction of the Federal Communications Authority, you are subpoenaed to appear before the Federal Supreme Cour...
Preacher Bob liked to coordinate his message with the choir every Sunday...
They met one week and Preacher Bob said, "Brothers and sisters, I'll be preaching this Sunday on the topic of steadfastness in our service to God. What hymn should we sing?"
Miss Bertha piped up, "I Shall Not Be Moved!"
They met the next week and Preacher Bob said, "Brothers and sister...
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