What is the correct toast to someone drinking their colonoscopy prep?
Bottoms up!
Do you guys know how Brits say "Bend over"?
Bottoms up.
What phrase should you never hear in Chemistry class?
"Bottoms up."
What do you call the odd pleasure a particle physicist feels when watching a dwarf chug a beer?
The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
Mr. Mole told Mrs. Mole he would have to work late at the bakery.
He comes home and she is furious. She says don't lie to me … you were at the Bottoms Up bar getting lap dances from the female mole dancers! He said "why would you say that?" She exclaimed "Because your clothes smell like molasses.
Billy was very proud of his new car.
He was driving back home after striking a great deal with the salesman. As he neared the intersection, a grey Toyota crashed into his car at a high speed. He was furious, as he knew he had the right of way. He was about to let loose a barrage of four letter words at the other driver, when a gorge...
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