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Outlaw Biker Jokes

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An 80 year old grandma wants to join an outlaw biker gang

The gang leader says "Well, do you have a bike?"

"Sure! I just bought a new Harley!"

"Are you ok with drugs?"

"I should hope so, I take 20 pills a day!"

"Last question, have you ever been picked up by the fuzz?"

"No, but I got swung around by the tits once!"

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

An old woman walks into a biker bar

One of the bikers immediately comes up and tells her this is a private bar for outlaw bikers ONLY.
“We’ll, I’ve been outside the law a few times in my day” replies the old woman.
“Yeah? You ever been picked up by the fuzz?”
“No… but I’ve been swung around by the tits a few times.”

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