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Netflix And Chill Jokes

Girl asked me to netflix and chill, but I download all my movies illegally....

So I was like na, more like pirate and booty.

Cephalopods don't Netflix and chill

They cuttlebone

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Sex Ed in 2015

Remember kids, 'Netflix and Chill' is only one "D" away from 'Netflix and Child.'

I see your Netflix and chill and I raise you...

Disney+ and thrust

When it comes to Netflix and Chill,

They call me Skip Intro.

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I don't think I'll ever understand college kids and their "Netflix and chill" slang...

...when are they gonna realize they can fuck each other without paying $10 a month?

I asked a friend over for Netflix and Chill and put on Toy Story

Within 30 minutes I had a friend in me




all credit goes to u/APater6076

What is the cow equivalent of Netflix and Chill?

Lactose ‘n tolerance

I tried "Netflix and chill?" on my wife.

We're now on season 3 of Gilmore Girls.

She told me she wanted to Netflix and chill.

But when I got there she had Redbox.

What did Dr Dre say to his wife during Netflix and chill?

Hope you're ready for the next episode

At what point during a Netflix and Chill should you start touching her?

Immediately after the Weinstein Company logo flashes across the screen

The wife and I did the opposite of "netflix and chill" last night...

CNN and panic!

Netflix’s new subscription fees are so high I’ve had to stop paying the heating bill,

Brings a whole new meaning to Netflix and chill…

Movie night

We wanted to "Netflix and chill" last night, so my wife asked me to put on a movie called " scent of a woman". I could not find it so I put on the next best thing...." A fish called Wanda"

Christmas Cheer

Just texted my Girlfriend to see if she was coming over tonight after her family Christmas celebration.

She texted, "Let me guess, Netflix and chill."

I responded, "No baby, I upgraded to Disney Plus and Thrust"

Bae’s Theorem is P (chill | Netflix) = P(Netflix | chill) * P(chill) / P(Netflix)

Note: {People who get this} ∩ {People who actually Netflix and chill} = ∅

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NSFW A Trip to the Dentist

A man takes his girlfriend to his house to have some alone time. A few minutes into the Netflix and chill, things start to heat up. The man and his girlfriend start off with a little foreplay but it quickly escalates to a lot of 69.
After they finish their business the man tells his girlfriend t...

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What's a pedophile do on a Saturday night?

Netflix and chill-dren.

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