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Neighborhood Watch Jokes

In my community we have a neighborhood watch,

It's actually more like a clock tower.

I just disconnected my home alarm and left the neighborhood watch program.

I raised 2 Pakistani flags at each corner of the house and a black ISIS flag in the middle of the yard.
I have the FBI, NSA, MI6, MI5, RCMP, CSIS and a few other agencies watching the house 24/7.
I’ve never felt safer.

How does the homeowner's association tell time?

It checks its neighborhood watch.

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