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Minty Jokes

Do you brush your teeth without making a mess like in the commercials?

I usually look like I have minty fresh rabies…

I had one of those horrible moments this morning when I confused my wife's hair removal cream with the toothpaste.

Mind you, my legs have never smelt so minty!

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Accidentally brushed my teeth with hemorrhoid cream

...but at least my asshole smells minty fresh

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(NSFW) So my girlfriend is crazy horny

And we went out to a restaurant. They brought mints with the check. That gave her the idea that I should have mints instead of pineapple juice, so my cum would taste minty, and my cum would be her end of a meal mints. So I started eating all sorts of mints for a few weeks.

One day we're ge...

A very smooth talking cow

Grazed in a pasture near the chicken coop. The most delicious plants, the spearmint leaves, sat at the edge of the fence where the chickens perched. Whenever the cow would come by she'd eat the leaves, and then smooth talk the chickens with her minty fresh breath. The chickens would eventually ge...

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So this guy is eating out his wife...

So this guy is eating out his wife 69 style. Everything is going great until he realizes the time.

G: ''Fuck, I'm gonna be late to the dentist!''

So the couple stops immediately and the guy heads to the bathroom to brush his teeth thouroughly.

The guy arrives at the dentist and...

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Every time I go to the dentist...

Every time I go to the dentist, they always ask if I've been flossing. Not to be a liar, I tell them no.

"I could tell," the dentist will always say. "Your gums are red and inflamed."

Then he'll give a little lecture about how I need to be flossing every single day. Well, after my la...

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