Michael J Fox Jokes - 14 Hilarious Michael J Fox Jokes

I think I saw Michael J Fox in a garden centre earlier today

At least I think it was him, he had his back to the fuchsias

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Michael J Fox takes a job as a bartender

On his first shift James Bond walks in.

"What'll it be?" Says Michael

Bond takes one look at him and replies.

"I'll have a Martini"

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What do you get when you cross Michael J Fox and Nitroglycerin?

A tragedy

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Why does Michael J Fox make the best milkshakes?

Because he uses the best ingredients.

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I met Michael J Fox yesterday...

I was going to shake his hand but remembered it does that on its own.

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Michael J Fox stole my old iPhone & hacked his way into it.

I think he’s looking for The Secret of my 6S

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Michael J Fox was arrested for shoplifting yesterday

Serves him right, trying to steal that tambourine

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Michael J Fox is the next hollywood star accused of sexual assault.

His victim said "his hands were everywhere"

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Michael J Fox walks into an ice cream parlor...

He asks the clerk for an ice cream cone. The clerk says "sure what flavor?" Michael J Fox says " it doesn't matter, I'm just gonna fucking drop it anyway"

I used to be a big fan of Michael J Fox...

...but his latest performances have been a little shaky.

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Did you hear the director planned to film two sequels simultaneously for the Michael J Fox 1980's time travel comedy?

He planned to make back-to-back back to the 'Back to the Future' future features!

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How do you turn a cobra into a rattlesnake?

Give it to Michael J Fox

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What is brown and sticky?

Michael J Fox opening a can of coke

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What a polite guy...

I met Michael J Fox the other day. I only gave him a hi-five and he still shook my hand.

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