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Medaling Jokes

What did Lochte say after his teammates told the police what really happened?

"...and I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you medaling kids!"

There's some guy handing out awards to couples that cheat.

He's medaling in other people’s affairs.

Did you hear about the Scooby Doo villain who became an Olympic swimmer?

He would have won, if it weren't for all those medaling swimmers!
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