Billy Mays is up in Heaven partying like it's $19.99.
What does it say on Billy Mays' s tomb stone?
BILLY MAYS HERE!
What do you call someone who’s never heard of Billy Mays?
An OxiMoron
If Billy Mays was a priest what would he say?
But wait! There's more!
I was invited to a preview for a musical about the late Billy Mays
It was alright, but the lead was kind of pitchy.
TIL Billy Mays had an IQ of 63
Would that make him an OxiMoron?
If Billy Mays were a farmer...
And he ran a really good corn maze during the spring, it would be called the "Amazing May Mays Maize Maze."
I was thinking about Billy Mays the other day...
I decided he's in heaven partying like it's nineteen ninety-nine ^(plus shipping and handling.)
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