May The Fourth Be With You Jokes - 8 Hilarious May The Fourth Be With You Jokes

May the Fourth be with you.

Why did Princess Leia date so many guys before she found Han?
She was looking for love in Alderaan places.

May the Fourth be with you.

Like all good fans, we skip the first 3.

Everybody is all about "May the fourth be with you" because of Star Wars.

Meanwhile people with a lisp are complaining, "you bathtardth, we've been thayin it the thame way for yearth and nobody hath ever done thit for uth!!!!"

Yesterday was Star Wars Day (May The Fourth be with you). Today is Cinco de Mayo. Combine the two and tomorrow is...

Revenge of the Sixth

Why was Yoda afraid of 7?

Because 6 7 8

(May the Fourth be with you)

What did the Star Wars fan with a lisp say?

May the Fourth be with you.

The Ultimate Dad Joke said by a Mom

There was a beautiful, young woman named May. May Elizabeth to be precise.

May Elizabeth married a young man named Jack Johnson. She kept her maiden name, and stayed May Elizabeth.

This couple had a girl, and named her after the mother; May Elizabeth Jr. Now, May Elizabeth Jr finds her...

Did you know that Wookies can't smoke?

But they can *chewbacca*

May the Fourth be with you

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