May The 4th Jokes - 11 Hilarious May The 4th Jokes

If today is “May the 4th be with you”

Then tomorrow is “Revenge of the 5th”

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Since its may the 4th, I decided to watch the classic Star Wars trilogy with my girlfriend.

First time she ever saw Chewbacca, and she thought he was an Ewok... ... ...

Classic wookie mistake.

(Oldie, but never gets olde)

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In honor of today's date (May the 4th be with you) I came up with a Star Wars joke

Did you hear about the new Jedi beer?

It's Force Ale.

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What's the internal temperature of a tauntaun?

Luke Warm.

May the 4th Be With You!

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Hopefully everyone delivering quads today sees their opportunity...

"May the 4th be with you"

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Did you hear Mike Tyson got a concussion? [OC]

Doctors say it was blunt fourth trauma.

In before the comments: How do you think the unthinkable?

With an itheberg.

Also, May the 4th be with you.

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Till when has the lockdown been extended to, in India?

"May the 3rd"

What else would you like to say about the situation?

"May the 4th be with us."

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Where do Sith lords go to do their shopping?

The Darth Mall

May the 4th be with you

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Why is Yoda such a good gardner?

Because he has two green thumbs.
(happy May the 4th)

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How does yoda feel about extra taxes on alcohol?

Backwards, the sintax is.

May the 4th be with you!

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Man and his doctor's advice

A man came to the chamber of a well known doctor.
**Doctor:** Hello and good afternoon. What seems to be the problem?
*Man:* I don't want any more baby, doc. Save me.

**Doctor:** Okay, tell me why can't you stop having a baby?
*Man:* I used a condom so that my semen won't...

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