Mating Call Jokes

"Hee hee, I think I'm a little drunk!"

Mama Bear looks at Papa Bear and says "Stick it in my cubby hole."

''NEXT!''

A bird sings, a frog croaks, a badger clickets, a grasshopper chirps, a deer croons, and I beg.

"Rub it Rub it"

Finally, they came up with a foolproof plan. They got a very authentic female moose costume and learned the mating call of a female moose. The plan was to hide in the costume, lure the bull, then come out of the costume and shoot the bull.



They set themselves up on the edge of a clear... read more

Why do bigfoot hunters try to lure him out with mating calls? Do they have a game plan for if a sasquatch comes barreling towards them out of the woods, with a raging hard on?

They stop at a gun shop to get all the gear they will need. The clerk helping them out decided to have a little fun with the newbies.


CLERK: Best way to hunt a moose is in one of these female moose costumes. You both get in it, make a moose mating call, when the male moose shows up just... read more