Many Word Jokes

A husband shows his wife a study which indicates that on the average men use 15,000 words a day, whereas women use 30,000.

The wife thinks about this and then tells her husband that women use twice as many words as men because they have to repeat everything they say.

The husband turns ... read more

Definitely not four-words..

"I doubt I can. It’s a major part of many many words. Omitting it is as hard as making muffins without flour. It’s as hard as spitting without saliva, napping without a pillow, driving a train without tracks, sailing to Russia without a boat, washing your hands without soap. And, anyway, what would ... read more

Forwards

Those who didn’t look at it, those who thought it was a binary joke, those who didn’t get it but upvoted anyway, those who didn’t get it and downvoted, those who didn’t get it and commented to say it, those who reposted mindlessly, those who reposted with credit, those who fit into more than one of ... read more

They both cost a great deal of money to maintain considering the time you spend inside.

A man is reading his newspaper and says to his wife: “Michelle, look. Here is an article about how women use about twice as many words per day as men do.”


The wife responds: “That’s because we have to tell you everything twice”