A lawyer married a woman who had divorced eight husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle with me, I'm still a virgin."
"What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be, you have been married eight times?"
"Well, husband #1 was a Politician, he kep...
A mama's boy is frantically running out of a strip club yelling...
MY MOMMA TOLD ME IF I EVER CAME INTO A PLACE LIKE THIS I'D TURN INTO STONE. AND I FEEL IT'S STARTING
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