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80% of girls like guys with six-pack abs.

80% of guys with six-pack abs don’t like girls.

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You know why I like girls with raspy voices?

I assume they are all done yelling for the day.

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Speech is like girls Skirt.

If it is too long, people don't take interest in it, if it's short, it will fail to cover the subject.

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Squaring numbers is just like girls

If they're under 13, just do them in your head

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fishing is like girls

Neither care about size when they're sleeping

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I don’t like girls who wear makeup...

Because they mascara me away

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Good cammo pants are like girls who want to date me.

Hard to find and I can't see myself being inside them.

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Why do pirates like girls with small tits?

Because they always search for sunken chests

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