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80% of girls like guys with six-pack abs.

80% of guys with six-pack abs don’t like girls.

You know why I like girls with raspy voices?

I assume they are all done yelling for the day.

Speech is like girls Skirt.

If it is too long, people don't take interest in it, if it's short, it will fail to cover the subject.

fishing is like girls

Neither care about size when they're sleeping

I don’t like girls who wear makeup...

Because they mascara me away

Good cammo pants are like girls who want to date me.

Hard to find and I can't see myself being inside them.

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Why do pirates like girls with small ?

Because they always search for sunken chests
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