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Malfoy Jokes

Which sound system technology do the Malfoys use?

Dobby Atmos

What did Lucius Malfoy tell Dr. Dre during the annual summer bonfire?

Do you want more s'mores, Dre?

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I used to watch movies with my friend when we’re growing up.

One thing I don’t really get is how he used to adore who I hate. Johnny in The Karate Kid, Draco Malfoy in Harry Potter, Gaston in Beauty and the Beast. They are the definition of a bully.

He just came out last week. No wonder he likes assholes, he’s gay.

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