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Mahal Jokes

Ah, the Taj Mahal...

...the greatest erection of a man for a woman.

() What is so special about Taj Mahal in India

The most beautiful erection of a man for his women

Why is visiting Taj Mahal before you reach your destination a cure for erectile dysfunction?

Coz it forces you to take the via Agra route

I couldn't satisfy my wife in bed so I took her for a vacation.

I took her to Agra, India, to visit the Taj Mahal.
She didn't seem to like the destination though, because the whole trip she kept repeating "why Agra".

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I named my Hal,

Taj Mahal.

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This tourist from Japan comes to India.

For sightseeing purposes, he got on a cab. The cab driver took him to The Taj Mahal and proudly said, "This is the Taj Mahal. It took 6000 people 6 years to be built."
The tourist, unimpressed, says "6 years? We can build something like this in 6 months."
The cab driver got a bit upset...
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