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Magic Carpet Jokes

I inherited a magic device that floats in the sky and weaves magic carpets.

You might say it’s a “family air loom.”

The magic carpet

Three girlfriends (a blonde, a brunette and a redhead) go to a carpet store that was advertising magic carpets for sale.

They enter the store and the salesperson greets then and informs them that only one magic carpet remain, all the flying ones were sold and the one remaining was a truth te...

Aladdin has been banned from the magic carpet race.

Apparently he's been using performance enhancing rugs.

I named my high-speed magic carpet Bounty.

It’s a quilted, quicker picker-upper.

What do you call a magician’s bush?

A magic carpet

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