Aladdin has been banned from the magic carpet race.

Apparently he's been using performance enhancing rugs.

The magic carpet

Three girlfriends (a blonde, a brunette and a redhead) go to a carpet store that was advertising magic carpets for sale.

They enter the store and the salesperson greets then and informs them that only one magic carpet remain, all the flying ones were sold and the one remaining was a truth te...

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A magic carpet

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