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Why did it take so long for Trump to catch Covid-19?

He was holding out for a Covid-15 or 16 at the oldest.

Why did it take so long for the pirates to learn the Alphabet?

They got stuck at C.

Why did it take so long for Americans to beat Germany in WW2?

They weren't Russian.

It didn’t take long for my son to learn about lizards.

He understood from the ge-cko

Why did it take so long for Atlanta to build a subway?

Talking about an underground railroad is still a sore subject around those parts.

Why did it take so long for Labour to expel Alistair Campbell

It's really difficult to draw a pentagram around a moving target.

Why did it Take so long For Russia to abolish Communism?

The Leader was Stalin

why does it take so long for a pirate to learn the alphabet?

the could spend years at sea

Why’d it take so long for the two legged cat to cross the road?

It had two paws

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