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Why did it take so long for Trump to catch Covid-19?

He was holding out for a Covid-15 or 16 at the oldest.

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Why did it take so long for the pirates to learn the Alphabet?

They got stuck at C.

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Why did it take so long for Americans to beat Germany in WW2?

They weren't Russian.

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It didn’t take long for my son to learn about lizards.

He understood from the ge-cko

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Why did it take so long for Atlanta to build a subway?

Talking about an underground railroad is still a sore subject around those parts.

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Why did it take so long for Labour to expel Alistair Campbell

It's really difficult to draw a pentagram around a moving target.

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Why did it Take so long For Russia to abolish Communism?

The Leader was Stalin

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why does it take so long for a pirate to learn the alphabet?

the could spend years at sea

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Why’d it take so long for the two legged cat to cross the road?

It had two paws

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