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Green Leave Jokes

A tale of Middle Earth

In the land of Gondor there lived one of the most renowned gardeners in all of Middle Earth.


All the various people would come to Master Kizal for healing herbs that could be found nowhere except his gardens. The Elves would come to him for rare tree saplings and advice on how to care f...

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Teacher asks her class to use the word "definitely" in a sentence...

"The sky is definitely blue" says a little girl. With a furrowed brow the teacher says "That's good but sometimes the sky is grey or orange".

"Leaves are definitely green !" shouts an excited little boy, but again the teacher corrects him. "The leaves change color in autumn, from green to y...

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