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Inbred Jokes

You're so inbred...

That your family tree is one big trunk

If you were any more inbred

You would be a sandwich.

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I have a friend from [insert inbred town here]

I have a friend from Norfolk [or insert another inbred town here] who can count all of their sexual relationships on one hand.

Three cousins, two Aunties and their Mum.

What's more inbred than English monarchs?

Wheat.

What type of dogs are inbred?

Hotdogs

You're so inbred that you're basically a sandwich.

That's all, that was the joke. Sorry. Heard it from a cousin, probably not original.

What type of dog suffers from being inbred?

A hotdog

What do you call an inbred pig?

A hotdog.

90% of dogs in Korea are inbred...

I'm assuming that means like in a sandwich or something.

If Joffrey Baratheon was anymore inbred...

he'd be a sandwich.

Why do rednecks love sandwiches?

Because they're inbred too.

Did you know that 90% of all dog in South Korea are inbred?

Most commonly it's whole wheat or rye

I met a brother and sister from Alabama the other day. I swear, if they were any more inbred...

They would be a sandwich.

What's the difference between America and Europe?

In America, we call our inbred hillbillies.

In Europe, they call them royals.

Subway is opening a sandwich making college in Alabama.

Everyone there is already great at making things inbred.

If people from Alabama were any more inbred

They would be sandwiches.

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What do butter and Alabama kids have in common?

They’re both inbred

What does yeast and my sister have in common.

They're both inbred.

So McDonalds now have ‘The Alabama Chicken’

Even the chicken is inbred

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How are peanut butter and jelly related?

They're inbred

What did the beef wellington say to its father that is also its grandfather?

I'm inbred

What are the similarities between the royal family and yeast?

There both inbred.

What’s a southerner’s favorite kind of bread?

Inbred!

What do rednecks and sandwich meat have in common?

They are both inbred.

Goodbye Ginger Bread Man,

long live the Ginger Inbred Boy

Why do rednecks make the best bakers?

Cuz they’re inbred.

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I read an article that said "there have been no reported glueten allergies in the state of West Virginia"

I thought it was inbred?

I've heard that people in the South think everything is better in sandwich form.

Those inbreds.

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Why do hamburgers and hot dogs fuck their cousins?

Because they're inbred!

What's the difference between a raisin and a pothead from Alabama

One's baked in bread, and the other's a baked inbred.

What do yeast and a redneck have in common?

They're both usually found with beer and inbred.

-&y (written by moi)

Why are gluten-free children so healthy?

Because they're not inbred.

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Three men are captured by a group of Cannibals.

The men are tied up and brought before leader of the cannibals. The leader says to the men "My people are hungry, but I will let you make your case. Then I will decide your fate."

The first man, hair slicked back and dressed in an expensive suit, begins, "I am very wealthy, and I have founded...

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