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Did you hear about the arrogant group of ghosts that like to get up in your face?

They're Boo! cocky....

What do you call a grilled cheese sandwich that gets right up in your face?

Too close for comfort food.

Which sultry-voiced singer will happily spit in your face?

Llama Del Rey.

That music store downtown called Hot Jazz in Your Face closed

People just stopped coming

Would a hurricane close it's doors in your face?

No, but a Lakewood.

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The joke store

A guy gets a job at a practical joke store.

To help him learn the ropes, the proprietor has him spend the first week just sorting through all the different practical jokes they sell, learning what they do and making sure everything's correctly labelled and organised. And what a variety! They'...

Why does America run on dunkins?

because everyone loves waking up with double d 's in your face!

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