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Did you hear about the arrogant group of ghosts that like to get up in your face?

They're Boo! cocky....

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What do you call it when a woman keeps queefing in your face?

Cunnilingusts.

Which sultry-voiced singer will happily spit in your face?

Llama Del Rey.

What do you call a grilled cheese sandwich that gets right up in your face?

Too close for comfort food.

That music store downtown called Hot Jazz in Your Face closed

People just stopped coming

Would a hurricane close it's doors in your face?

No, but a Lakewood.

I Walk Into A Bar

I sit down and ask the bartender for a drink.

He gets me a drink and I drink it.

Then I pay him and walk out.

I then get in my car and drive to the supermarket.

I arrive at the supermarket and get out of my car.

I go up to the entrance and grab a shopping cart...

My mom dropped this one on me

Mom and I, her 27-year-old son, had had an argument about my clothes. She pointed to a hole in my shirt and said, "There's a big hole in your shirt!"

I responded, "Yeah? Well there's a big hole in your face and dumb things keep coming out of it," pointing to her mouth.

Without a pause,...

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Whatโ€™s the difference between vegans and strippers?

Vegans rub it in your face for free.

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Men of Reddit!

There is a new robbery trend out there targeting men. I think you all should be aware of the new technique they are using to rob us. I've been a victim!!!

This is how they do it: while you are putting your grocery bags in your car at the parking lot, three extremely sexy...

Timing is everything

These two guys meet after many years.
First guy asks the second,

"How have things been going?"

The second guy speaking very slowly tells the first guy,

"I w..a..s a..l..m..o..s..t m..a..r..r..i..e..d."

The first guy says in amazement, "Hey; you don't stutter any m...

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