UPJOKE

Some people make fun of me because I have a baby face.

What can I say? I was born with it.

Having a baby face can be rough...

I turned 34 this past week but still look really young. I even got carded for cigarettes this past weekend. It really is hard to explain how much disrespect you have to endure when you look like a teenager. Even from family.

For instance, I was sitting at the diner table at my mom's house whe...

Benny the Viking

Benny was your typical Viking. Strong, tall and courageous, he was the ideal viking in every way, except for one.

See, Benny couldn’t grow a beard. For all his 30 winters on Earth, he still had just as smooth a face as the day he was born.

This bothered Benny, because when he was out p...

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