My wife told me she was going to do something to me with her mouth that would make me scream.
Turns out she meant she was going to testify against me in open court.
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How are you? How is Mrs. Claus? I hope everyone, from the reindeer to the elves, is fine. I have been a very good boy this year. I would like an X-Box 360 with Call of Duty IV and an iPhone 4 for Christmas. I hope you remember that come Christmas Day.