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Hope For Jokes

There is still hope for for Hillary Clinton

Nelson Mandela became President after 27 years in prison.

The red and white in Poland's flag represents their history and hope for the future.

The blue stripe represents their strong, reliable allies in the 20th century

What does every pirate hope for in his kids' report cards?

Seven C's

What do horses hope for on election day?

A stable economy

A man dies one day and finds himself in Hell, much to his surprise.

The man has never sinned, he has attended church somewhat regularly and often gives to charity.

He asks at the gate if there has been a mistake to which the ferryman gives no answer.

He figures there is little hope for him, but somehow he will make the best of his situation.

He ...

This weather forecast extinguished my hope for a good day. They predicted 20% showers...

and 80% bathtubs.

Today, I saw a black guy wave to an Asian from across the street. It gives me hope for the future...

Rush Hour 4!

Jellyfish have survived for 650 million years despite not having brains

This gives me hope for humanity.

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Dapple's Car Accident

Once upon a frosty Canadian winter, there lived a man named Dapple. Dapple was a proud Canuck, born and raised in the heart of the Great White North. He loved the snow, the maple syrup, and of course, ice hockey. But one fateful day, his life took an unexpected turn.


Dapple was driving ...

Found in my Physics text book.

A man lives in a foreign country, and his job is to operate the train that connects one town to another. He is not very good at his job, and he is also very greedy. Since his income does not meet his expenses, he decides to steal from his passengers' fares. At first he steals only a little. However,...

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